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Friday, May 13, 2011

English Class by Kanye West

When we were playing the game in class and someone described Kanye West as "the guy who nobody likes who dissed Taylor Swift," I'm pretty sure that I heard someone say "I still like Kanye." It sounded like Ms. Serensky. Though I could did not previously picture her as the Kanye type, I figured that it would be o.k. to do a "Homecoming" remix because I am pretty sure she said that. I might have been hallucinating. But regardless, here it is.  



Yeah
And you say Chag city
Chag city, Chag city

I'm comin' to class again
Do you think I’m gonna pass the exam?
Do you think I’m gonna pass the exam?
'Cause I'm comin' to get a five, to get a five

I met this lady when I was 16 years old
And what I loved most she had so much soul
She said, "Excuse me, my new students, I know you don't know me
But my name’s Serensky and I don’t like packing lunches"

from that point we knew she packed her lunch
learned so much in that first year we liked to show it off
she made her class tough, did tons of work and stuff
Data sheets ‘till 3 am because they take so long

And when I stayed up I wondered when I would be done
Past my bedtime I worked away, so astounding
I told myself to trudge through it to not get a B
you should never mess with deadlines or you’ll get a D

She said your done now lets watch a fun movie
Knew Moushumi’s face was quite a sight so put it on the screen of the t.v.
I guess it's why English class is just very funny
She said, “Hey, keep laughin’ and keep laughin’ ‘cause that is so funny

(I'm comin' to class again)
Do you think I’m gonna pass the exam?
Do you think I’m gonna pass the exam?
'Cause I'm comin' to get a five, to get a five

Do you think I’m gonna pass the exam?
Do you think I’m gonna pass the exam?
'Cause I'm comin' to get a five
Maybe I should memorize some quotes

But if she really cared for us
Then she would have never showed us that pic, because its scary
Sometimes I still talk about it
But when I talk about it, it always seems like I have a bad dream

She said, "We’re gonna blog- you’ll like it just like me”
you can rap or praise Dooneese if you choose
But just don’t be rude, and don’t embarrass me or you
Talkin' 'bout bad curse words and stuff ‘cause its just not cool"

Now everybody got the metaphysical conceit question wrong
I guess she never taught it but she’ll teach it before we’re gone
I guess this is why I'm here so I can pass the exam
But if you don’t pass people, she’ll hunt you down in the hall

Every one of you is representin’ her, makin’ her proud
Reach for the a 5 so if you fall you don’t get a 2
stand out in the crowd, make sure not to have a breakdown
And if you don't know by now, I'm talkin' about Chag town

(I'm comin' to class again)
Do you think I’m gonna pass the exam?
Do you think I’m gonna pass the exam?
'Cause I'm comin' to get a five, to get a five



Students, do you remember when, you did not even know how to begin?
Oh, now I’m comin’ to class again, to class again
Students, do you remember when, you did not even know how to begin?
Oh, now I’m comin’ to class again, to class again
Maybe I should memorize some quotes

Loyee, oyeee, oh, loyee, oyeee, oh
Comin' to class again
Loyee, oyeee, oh, loyee, oyeee, oh
Comin' to class again
I really can’t believe it’s the end.

1 comment:

  1. Awesome blog Sarah! This perfectly sums up AP English, plus I get to picture you rapping it while I read. I would say the only way to improve it would be to add a video of you actually rapping, just a suggestion. And you obviously have some serious English talent so yes, I think you will get a five.

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